Thursday, March 26, 2009

Chapter One (of one)

“It’s spelled ‘Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E’”

“What?”

“It should be, “’Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E’ saying really awful things about my mother,’” not ’Y-O-U-R.’

“I didn’t spell anything; I was talking to you.”

“Yeah, but I could tell by the way you pronounced it.”

That was the moment Catherine decided she would have to kill Jonathan.